I received an email last evening that has been making the rounds here in Dunwoody. And elsewhere in the internet world. These imponderables are fun, so I'm sharing them here.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have moneys and apes?
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- What do you do when you seen an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Or, does he gain the right to speak? Or...???
- One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
And now a few knitting imponderables.- Why does the phone ring right when you're counting a 150-stitch pattern?
- Since Australia is on the opposite side of the world, should it be called purling?
- Why do we call it casting on when casting implies throwing away?
- Why does a finished sweater weigh more than the total combined weight of the individual balls/skeins of yarn you use?
- Why is baby yarn so scratchy?
- People who ask, "do you like doing that?" as you sit there knitting.
- Do sheep shrink when they get wet?
- LYS who really don't like customers who need help.
- Knitting designers who use exclusive, very expensive, hard to find, impossible to substitute yarns in their creations.
- Information labels that aren't informative.
Share your imponderables!
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